Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | He could be you! I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Pwesident of his fan cwub? I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. No? ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. No that would be your mother! ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Click here to view the video information page. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . Wed! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". Spy: Correct! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. He could be you! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 4 min ago ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Yeah, it is! Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Gimme that! This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. A RED Spy is in the base!? The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Are you kidding me? ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? He picks this one up very carefully. ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. Yo, a lil' help here!? Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? Then we still have a problem. He could be me! Oh, wait that's blood. | 2.23 KB, C | The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." What'we you? | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! What're you? Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 48 min ago The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Oh! Eeeh aahh.. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! All rights reserved. Ahahahahaha! 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! View Page. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Hey, it's still here! Eeeh aahh.. ", Scout: "What're you? RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. A RED Spy is in the base! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. It was obvious!" mang0 breaks records. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. A sharp musical cue plays. 1!" Pyro breaks in . A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. ", Scout: "What are you? ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). 1! Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. A RED Spy is in the base! He could be in this very room! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. ", Scout: "What'we you? I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. A RED Spy is in the base! Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Yo, a lil' help here!? This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. He could be me! Wed! Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? Right behind you. [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? All right? ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Pyro laughs. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Red! *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Valve Corporation. Tense music begins]. ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. No? Oooh, big problem. Alright then. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. | 8.26 KB, Python | A RED Spy is in the base! Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! No offense. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The legend of the button. Report DMCA Overview I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. | 1.10 KB, C++ | begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. Oooh, big pwobwem. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. He could be you! ", [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun. Alex19 isn't so great? Please see the. President of his fan club? The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. You can keep your statistics. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Stand back son. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! President of his fan club? As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. Snipin's a good job, mate! Wed! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. Privacy Policy. He could be me! The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. He cwould be nuzzle you! ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. Gentlemen. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! It was obvious!" The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Something wrong happened behind the scenes. (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. 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Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | He could be you! I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Pwesident of his fan cwub? I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. No?
", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. No that would be your mother! ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Click here to view the video information page. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . Wed! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". Spy: Correct! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.
He could be you! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 4 min ago ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Yeah, it is! Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Gimme that! This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. A RED Spy is in the base!? The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Are you kidding me? ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? He picks this one up very carefully. ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. Yo, a lil' help here!? Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? Then we still have a problem. He could be me! Oh, wait that's blood. | 2.23 KB, C | The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." What'we you? | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! What're you? Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 48 min ago The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Oh! Eeeh aahh.. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! All rights reserved. Ahahahahaha! 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! View Page. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Hey, it's still here! Eeeh aahh.. ", Scout: "What're you? RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. A RED Spy is in the base! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. It was obvious!" mang0 breaks records. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. A sharp musical cue plays. 1!" Pyro breaks in . A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE.
", Scout: "What are you? ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). 1! Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. A RED Spy is in the base! He could be in this very room! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. ", Scout: "What'we you? I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. A RED Spy is in the base! Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Yo, a lil' help here!? This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. He could be me! Wed! Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? Right behind you.
[Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? All right? ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Pyro laughs.
Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Red! *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Valve Corporation. Tense music begins]. ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. No? Oooh, big problem. Alright then. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. | 8.26 KB, Python | A RED Spy is in the base! Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! No offense.
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The legend of the button. Report DMCA Overview I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. | 1.10 KB, C++ | begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. Oooh, big pwobwem. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. He could be you! ", [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun. Alex19 isn't so great? Please see the. President of his fan club?
The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons.
", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. You can keep your statistics. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Stand back son. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis.
], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! President of his fan club? As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. Snipin's a good job, mate! Wed! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. Privacy Policy. He could be me! The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. He cwould be nuzzle you! ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. Gentlemen. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! It was obvious!" The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Something wrong happened behind the scenes. (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]).
], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Stand back son. Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. and a knife. (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? I prefer the magic. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Gimme that! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. 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